Because everyone is on best behavior during a date.
If you really want to get to know someone, watch the person at school every day, or both of you get a job together at Mc Donald's.
Then again, there's no need to wait for an occasion to humor yourself.
Go through some of the funniest quotes you can ever come across in the articles provided below.
Sometimes all you need is a funny quote on a card, to bring that smile on your friend or loved one's face!
Sometimes all you need is a humorous quote on your desk, to get through a difficult day!
Going to Mc Donald's for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug. Saw some footage of polar bears drinking water today. Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons and electrons. If I die in my sleep, at least I can actually say that I died doing what I loved. If your boyfriend remembers your eye color after the first date, then you probably have small boobs. No matter how smart you are you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid. If you bring a gun to the pharmacy, you can get drugs without a doctor's prescription. Girls Fall in love with what they hear, and guys fall in love with what they see. I named my dog "5 miles", so I can tell people I walk 5 miles every day. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
It's rather that they have a wonderful lack of respect for everything and everybody." Brendan Behan was spot on when he said this, don't you think?
The quotes given here are proof of...30th birthdays can be a scary time, but it's only going to get better from here on out.
Everybody knows the pressure of a first date: Searching for that perfect outfit. Dissecting each detail when it's over to check for mistakes.
Dating can make even the most confident person lose his cool.